My Husbiee Ridwan.

It has been exactly a year or so since we first became friends. Just friends.
As a friend, baby guided me through loads of obstacles i faced and even as a friend he never failed to put a smile on my face every single time we ended our msn conversation.
He claims i was in love with him waay back then. But NO! i wasn't. it was HE who crushed on me. haaaaaaaa right baby?

Time and fate scripted our story, now we are together as a couple. Just couple.
As a boyfriend, he went the extra mile just to keep this relationship going. He advised and guided me. He made me smile and he made me laugh with his foolishness. He made me feel comfortable around him and that was when i realized that he was indeed The One i was looking for all along. My past were just distractions, needed to get me to where i am today. We share our thoughts and goals, that is simply how serious this relationship is. Maturity takes us both to a higher level, we both know that we need each other and that is undeniable.

I've been spending a lot of time with Boyfiee recently and this made me fall in love with him even deeper and now, he isn't just a friend, boyfriend. But my soulmate, my fiance and the one that i am going to spend my life with.
So i am making it clear, i have settled down. And no, distractions will never get the better of me.

Boyfiee oh Boyfiee, what can i say? your foolishness and the way you are simply makes me want to keep on loving you. Only the both of us will know the love between us :D

* i only knew the true meaning of real love with you. Thank you.

Helloooooooooooooooooo muffin tards.

i want to share something with all of you.
I have never loved SC so much before, only after the 3 day 2 night camp i realize...
I am totally in love with you all.
Even when you grumble.
Even when you laugh.
Even when you get all frustrated.
Even when you scream.
Even when the Mee Goreng was spicy.
Even when we ended the camp at Pulau Ubin
Even when most of you are still haunted by JACK.
You know the SCs are always One together.

And that is simply why i say. '' AWESOMEZXZXZXZXZXZXZXZX"

If i were a boy, i am sure to treat a lady right.

Hello.

Major Binging session.
Stuffing food into my face.
Yes. I am a grumpy fart for now.
Goodbye.

Pardon me.

To all Buttheads.

I am holding on to Ribena... I meant RIHANA's sickening concert tickets.
It is a 200-dollars ticket and i am willing to sell it to anyone who is willing to rip that ticket away from me.

I will sell it to anyone at a price of 160-180 dollars.
So text me if you really want that ticket.
As soon as possible.

Love is a very fragile yet strong emotion
That is capable of changing lives and peoples notions
People become what they don't want to be
To get the one they want; but they cannot see
That as they change for the worse they cannot return
To what they once were before for which they yearn
Once the morals and values are gone
They are an empty shell with no legs to stand on
Is it possible to regain the morals and values
Which are so important to make you; you
Will people be able to forgive you for all of the pain?
Will you again have their love and respect; that you want to gain?
Only through God will these things take place
So you can again look people in the face.

to my dearest heartbroken friend.
When you lose in love, it doesn't mean you have lost in life.
Pucker up, move on. Take every break-up as a learning lesson.
A lesson that will make you someone much more stronger and bolder.
Move on, and you will see that you are becoming better.
I know you've been struggling with that decision. maybe it is really time you let it burn..Here is something for you my friend______

See it's burning me to hold onto this.I know this is something I gotta do
But that don't mean I want to,What I'm trying to say is that I-love-you I just feel like this is coming to an end.And its better for me to let it go now than hold on and hurt you.it's gonna burn for me to say this it's coming from my heart.It's been a long time coming.But we done been fell apart,Really wanna work this out.But I don't think you're gonna change,I do but you don't Think it's best we go our separate ways.
Tell me why I should stay in this relationship.Deep down you know it's best for yourself but you Hate the thought of her being with someone else.
But you know that it's over;
We know that it's through

It is absolutely pointless to stay in it when both parties just don't want to work things out and you are the only one was is hurting.
Leave those who hurt you and move on with those who really and truly care for you.
Pucker up' buddy.

HOOOOOO HEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAA ...

well butterasses, this is going to be a long draggy post.
yes, so bear with me.
Right, ive got so many things to get off my chest.
Now we shall start with..

Friday night.
Rotary Club dinner with the SCs and our favourite ever-so-relek- dm MR TAN.
Mind you, he gave us permission to consume wine.
haaaaaa




Tell you what, when you have the chance to attend such a fly dinner at the rooftop by the pool side you can't say no to the food offered.
You bet, honey buns.
we kept on eating and eating and eating till the dinner finally attended.
We ate prata, mee siam, rojak, ice kachang, chendol, chicken rice, satay blah blah blah.
God knows what we ate. haaaaa at least we aren't sickly anorexia teenagers. Hah!

Then the following day, saturday. I had a MAJOR HANGOVER.
Yes i was down with a bloody high fever.
Krap. Totally sucky. So i stayed in bed and let my brain burn.

Sunday! oh did i mention, i love sunday the most?
You bet, it was SINGAPORE MALAYS V.S PINNANG MALAYSIA
and..... so i went to hougang stadium to catch the soccer game.
haa, and Player no. 15 caught my eyes when he stepped onto the soccer pitch eyh.
I am telling you, that player is my sexy Husbie.
haaaaaaaaaaa. Oh yes, MR. R ruled the pitch!
&..... the it was a full crowd at the stadium. it was wicked awesomezxzxzxzx!
So after the match train-ed back with Boyfiee. and still at the most unearthly hour, helpless victims were caught under our radar.
* wide smile
Oh yes, reached home past midnight.

Today!
Back for training.
Oh, i was punctual,ye.
face the fact, i can wake up on time.
whooooooooooooo~ training was fun!
& guess what? i still have stamina.
ahaaaaaaaaaaaa :D
Looking forward trackers, oh yes i do.

GoooooooodMorning all you little people.
See that adorable little tart up there?
He is now a new edition to my family.
He is a chinchilla and his name is MOOKIE
and.... NO! he doesn't bite :D
He goes walking around with his teeny weeny feet.
*awwwwwwww

Guess what i had for breakfast?
a HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE bowl of cereal.
Yummy. and i ate TWO CHOCOLATE BARS and ONE SANDWICH.
Haaaaaa, FAT ARSE.

Boyfiee isn't feeling well since last night.
Aw, poor little toady.
Get Well sooon you poor little fella.

That is all for now, you k-po people want to know something?
I had the weirdest dream last night.
and NO! it wasn't a wet dream.

And to the butthead who just called me THIS EARLY on my phone.
I swear i want to stab you in your butt.
Haaaaaaa, there is no way am i going to go out with you THIS EARLY to go buy jeans for your girlfiee. I've got better things to do.
*laugh laugh laugh

Hello Sir, i think your banana has just fell out of your pants!

Rahahahahaha, guess what ass-a-holics?
My woodyy wifeeey is back from india ok.
Yes, there is a Major difference in her.
She shakes her head and seem to have tons of hand movements when she talks.
And for no apparent reason, she does speak pretty fast with a little accent.
*ponder. Must be the over dosage of curry she consumed there.
haaaaaaaaa :D

Today is a YELLOW SUNNY BANANA DAY.
I am just gona talk about THE BANANA.
Your BANANA. My BANANA. THE BANANA.
Yes i see your tiny freaks grinning as you read about the BANANA.
You young people are seriously sicko buttheads.
Ohmygwaaaaaaad. it is pure innocent. I swear.







Alright. Banana jokes aside. Prom night is the next big thing for these two weeks to come. Plan plan plan. Honestly, i am waaaaaay to lazy to budge my fart into anything.
Happy, i admitted it :D
Then Boyfiee beeped and said he needed to borrow my earpiece. Like URGENTLY.
Die die he needed it.
And so i had to walk and walk and walk to clementi under the BLISTERING SUN just to pass him MY earpiece.
And he said he will buy me a drink to make up for it. and guess what?
He finished 20 nuggets and Medium Ice lemon tea ON HIS OWN.
He forgot about my share!
Rarw.
I am so gona stab that ayam pantat in his million dollar butt.
And so we grab a BIG BITE at macs.
and we....... laugh and laugh and laugh at YOU!
naw, i am just kidding' we are friendly people. We don't gossip gossip gossip.
I scrolled through Boyfiee's ipod. His songs are totally _________!
rahahahahaha, Ridwan seyyyyyyyyyyy.
Oh wells, i am looking forward to Sunday.
I am going to watch Boyfiee's soccer match.
With who? idk. maybe sit with his family? haaaaaa.
* i so know what you are thinking boyfiee!

Ol'right. i am skipping school tomorrow.
Like i said. I am TOO LAZY to budge.
Now get that ringin' in your head.
Ding Dang Dong.

And so the story goes on..
Somehow i woke up today feeling really awkward.
Something i feel is amiss.
I wonder what is it exactly?
care to fill me in?
hmmmmm, i can't quite remember what have i been doing for the past few days.
ye, all i can remember is hanging out with Boyfiee and laughing.

Yes, i know what you imbecile freaks are thinkin' you all must be figuring that i am suffering from a hangover right?
No! i don't drink i don't smoke. how's that for you?
It is this terrible throbbing headache or maybe migraine?
Here is what i want to do.

Stab myself with million of toothpicks.
Rip my stomach out, cos of the qiffin' painful diarrheo
And now, im suffering from a mental block.
Oh yes yes yes, i am totally grumpy right now.
Home alone, skipped school [ without mc again ]
Anyone want to go out?

all i want to do is go bang bang bang, pull the trigger!
Bang bang bang boom*

Happy Birthday to my sweet little muffin :D
Oh yes that is my pretty sweeeeeeet little baby of mine.
Celebrated her birthday in advance yesterday at uncle Jit's place.
Guess how many presents she received altogether?
a total of 15.
And one of the which is the most expensive i presume is an air ticket to HongKong.
yesyesyes, my sweetheart would be flying off to Hongkong on thursday night to celebrate her 6th birthday at hongkong disneyland.
envious? oh i bet you are. haaaaaaa :D

By the way, Welcome home dearest Boyfiee.
Oh he received my surprises!
Oh i told you, it was reeaally exciting!
Well i am gona meet up with him later!
Ohmygwaaaad, guess who else am i missing right now?

Wooodyy Wifeeey :D
I am missing you truckloads!