Friday, October 31, 2008



Mr Toady.
Yes my Boyfiee is away, in malaysia for soccer.
Babyyyyyyy.
I miss you soo soo much.
For the past two days, my day is totally boring.
Hmmmm, ive delivered all your surprises to your house.
Hopefully it will brighten up your day when you receive it [:

30.10.08
Second month and a year.
Whooooooo~
I am so proud and glad that i fell in love with you.
My dearest heartless Buddy.
Aw...
I can't wait till Boyfiee comes back cos we will go grocery shopping and push carts.
Wana join? No!
Rahahahaha!

I miss Boyfieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Sunday will be it.

You can't help but fall in love when your Boyfiee is this sweet and hot :D
Yesterday.
Short and sweet :D
Firdhouse, James and J-ing.
Post office.
Lavender ICA [ By the way, ive grown up! ive got an ic, haaa.]
Bugis. [ Desserts and Mee Rebus and ___________________ plain water?]
haaaa haaaa.
Home.
Ikea.
I am giving my miserable room a makeover!
Oh wheeeeeeee :D




Firdeeeeeyy is a healthy boy.
He eats MeeRebus with Plain water.
*thumbs up!
James loves to laugh loudly in the train whenever we talk about __________.
haaaaaa [:
Thanks soo much for your company!

By the way buddies, my fcukin' phone crashed out on me for the 9734872872 time.
I lost ALL ALL ALL my contacts.
So do let me know your number via any way that is possible.
Sorry...

Monday, October 27, 2008

Hey Hooo Haaa [:

Rise and Shine all you Buttheads!
Rarw. I have to admit that if i am given the chance i would loveeee to jump back to bed and sleep. But No! boyfiee wants to meet at 11am. That early bird. Rawr. Boyfiee will be leaving in 4 days.
Alright. I swear i am gona miss him.
Sighhhhhhh ):


tears aside please,
i had a super long weekend. how about you?
Here to update about friday's movie date with my baby terror.
We watched High School Musical 3 !
Whoooooo, yeyeye, bet you all buttheads are like mocking at me.
Laugh all you want, cos' i bet you guys can't babysit a kid for nuts.
Rahahahaha.
Right back at you.
*wide smiles.
Yes, my dear pitiful Singaporeans...
What is there to stare? I am just a teenager babysitting my little cousin.
And you narrow minded singaporeans think that i am a young mother.
HaaHaa. Oh gosh.
No wonder they label you uniquely Singapore.
There are sure some ''uniqueness'' in your thinking.
Oh hohohoho.
Oh wells, stares aside.




Yesyes. Boyfiee claims that he regretted not babysitting our little terror together.
We had so much fun! With popcorn and blah blah blah.
Now, i turned geeky. Yes right. i am reading a story book.
cos' its storyline got me sucked in. Hello? It is not your three little pigs ok?



It's '' Punished''
Written by, Vanessa Steel.
Go grab it if you do have a chance.
It is totally worth reading :D
Cheerioooooooooooooooooooooos buttheads.
I will miss Boyfiee like truckloads! :D

Thursday, October 23, 2008



Alright. So just Shut up.
Silly words hanging around me.
I had a bad day, yes that would be one hard strike in my ass.
Uh-huh, agree with me, or i will slam your fingers with the door of my fridge.
Well, Parent-teacher meeting session today, today today.
Yes laaaa, it is today.

Mine was Krap.
How was your's?
I bet it isnt any better.
Haaaaaaaaa :D
Yes, my daddy shot me hard with his deadly look.
Ohmygwaaaaaaaaaad, it hit so hard. like so so hard laaaaa.
Thank god, the grass, the poo, the moomoo and you? that mummy isn't the one collecting my report book.
*tongue's out
I am safe, for now, for a minute or so?
Whaaaaaatever laaaaa.

I am looking forward to tomorrow.
No school.
Who does school on friday, sucks your poopoo.
Rarw.
I am gona bring My little terror out for a movie.
And yes, we will throw popcorn and your fluffy fluffy

Tuesday, October 21, 2008




That is the Man of My life.
My dearest daddy.

You walked with me your Footprints in the sand. You helped me understand where I was going
You walked with me,when I was all alone
With so much unknown along the way
And just when I
I thought I'd lost my way, you gave me strength to carry on
That's when I heard you say
I promise you, I'm always there when your heart is filled with sorrow and despair.
When I'm weary, well I know you'll be there. Cos I can feel you, when you say
Daddy's here, everything will be just fine.

You always taught me to accept people the way they are and forgive them for their wrongdoings, it was also then, i came to realize i dont deserve to judge any individual that came my way. I learnt to accept them the way they are as they came to me. You had your mistakes which left me in a state on confusion then. I did nothing, absolutely nothing, lest show my emotions. I kept swallowing all that was thrown to me.
You knew you made a gravely mistake, and did all that was needed to amend all your mistakes. It was through that period of time, i came to realize that you played a huge part in my life. You taught me to be someone so strong, and never letting anyone get the better of me, you always had your opinion of me, but never did voice it out. Instead, you silently guide me onto the right path with your patience. You never did judge me because i committed my fair share of mistakes, but instead you always believed that i was someone with a character from within. Your support in whatever i did had got me through many obstacles i faced. Because i knew i had you, i never did back out from any problems. It is because of your firm acknowledgment, i knew that i was capable of braving anything that stood in my way. Though we aren't as close, i just wanted you to know all that this is all that i have wanted to say to you. I have always loved you, and always will. Because, without you, i somehow feel that i dont have that courage to brave anything.





Im sorry i couldn't be the best daughter. But i have tried.
I love you, daddy.
Happy Birthday.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Sweeet-

I am stuck in class aint doing much.
Hafis screeaming like a little pony while reading this post.
What a gay? haaaa :D
He claims he is Bi-sexual.
Whooooo~

My classroom has became a disco or maybe a junk room that blasts loud and horrible music.
Raaaaaaaar!
this is boring.
I want to take a blue form and go home.
You ok with that?

Happy Birthday Daddy.
I Love You!

Yesterday.
Bus-ed to vivo with Boyfiee.
Shopped for HeeKent Cowhead's birthday present.
That ass did'nt turn up in school today.
Haaaa, nice one eyh buddy?
Then Boyfiee had his random plan about catching a movie.
And so we went to catch '' Nights in Rondanthe'' [ er, i guess that is how we spell it?]
It was awesomexzxzxzx!
Go catch it :D
Then in the evening, went to celebrate daddy's birthday at the coffee club at keppel bay.
They serve delicious cakes and Moo-Juice Shake.
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumy.

Hello Miss? you've got a milk moustache.
Raaaaaaaar-

Boyfiee, is stuck in school.
I miss that twerb.
See you tomorrow baby.

Sunday, October 19, 2008




Happy Belated Birthday to MR LEO.
Yes, see that good-looking cowhead?
So all pretty girls grant him his birthday wish please [:

Saturday.
Train-ed to hougang stadium with
Buddies, Kenn, Heekent, Fir, Bernard, ChinHwee, JianYang, Raynee and Me.
Went to support boyfiee at his soccer match.
haaaaa, Boyfiee, I am so proud of You!
Had so much fun with Buddies at the soccer match cos' we kept poking fun at people.
*evil laugh
were you one of the innocent victims?
Whoooooooooooooooooooooo~
Left Hougang for cityHall for a concert.
Awesome gigs at cityhall ye.
Raaaaaaaarxzxz.

Alright, here's a little note for the little adorable tagger who simply loves putting up a facade :D
You are so qiffin' adorable.
Besides putting on your mummy's make up you do love to put up a facade and act as someone else eyh?
Haaaaa, well, standing ovation.
I must admit you do act pretty well considering your low Intelligence level and Oh so boring childish behavior. You pretty much got me laughing for the past few days.
Haaaaaaa Haaaaaa Haaaaaa.
Is this enough?
Oh wait, Haaaaa Haaaa Haaa.
Oh tagger, dont you have the balls or maybe the guts to put your real name?
This adorable thing is starting to bore me.
Maybe putting your real name would actually prove that you have the guts.
Dont worry little girl or boy, i am not going to get the policeman to arrest you.
Continue acting adorable and slowly you will grow maggots in your ass and the monster will stomp on you!
Rahaaaaaaaaaxzxzxzxz!
Boo_____!

Friday, October 17, 2008

Raaaaaaaaaaaarhzxzxzxzxzxz.

Im getting all grumpy now.
Ye, thanks to yesterday's handball match.
Now i've got a huge eeky-sicky blister under my foot.
Im so gona rip it hard till it bleeds.
haaaaaaa [:

Yesterday we had a class excursion to the old court house.
Yes, face the fact. Im not your type of artsy-fartsy type of art person.
Nopes. I dont share different interpretations of arts.
haaaaaa :D
Well, why dont you tell me what you really think?
Im pretty sure you are deep with your thoughts and imagination. Kudos!












Yes. Today is Boyfiee's Big game.
Yeeeeeey, and i will be going down with my buddies to give him the support.
I am so proud of my Boyfieee :D
I love you so much.
Play your best and rule that pitch honey'
See you later :D
Best Of Luck.

Thursday, October 16, 2008




Friends.
Noone beats the true laughter and joy your friends bring to you.

True friendships are like snowflakes,
each one equally special,
yet somehow always unique.
Some friends you choose on your own-and
some, like us are chosen for one
another before we're even old
enough to speak.
Friends help each other to grow and
discover what life is all about--
Sometimes we choose to walk down
separate paths, only to return
and tell the other what was found
out.
For us girls, simply labeling yourself
a friend does not get you off the
hook--
We have several responsibilities, such
as gossiping, doing each other's
hair, and reassuring each other how
fat we DON'T look!
True friends never judge--we'll stand
by each other no matter how poor of
choices one of us might make.
We see one another through sleepless
nights and tears, never sure when
the sadness will break.
It's amazing how quickly life starts
passing by, the older we get.
Many times when things get rough, it
seems easiest to simply just quit.
But after all life's up's and down's,
you've been lucky enough to find
someone who makes you complete in
life.
Someone not to replace us all, but to
add to your happiness--who wants
you as his very own princess and
to make you his wife.








My oh-so lovely friends.
What can i do without you buttercups?
Fill me up with all the laughter again :D
With so much love,
dummy bubble bum buddy!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008


*crash bang BoooooooM.

Town-ed with Woody yesterday.
Went Shopping.
Bumped into a few familiar faces.
Haaaaaaaa :D
Oh wait a minute, you do look familiar.

Took a mrt back to clementi.
Stared so hard a wana-be lollipop sucker.
Hello, do you suck lollipops?
haaaaa. stare somemore and i will pop a candy into your tiny eyes!
*evil laugh!
Raaaaaarhzxzxzxz.

Boyfiee beeps ''baby, are you still hungry? want to meet up for prata?''
Boyfiee misses me in like less than 24 hours.
haaaaa, right dear?
Had dinner with Boyfiee at the cheese prata shop.
Yes it was yummy, like really yummy :D
* thumbs up, wide smiles!

Today?
Results are out.
One word - flunked.
Told you so.
haaaaaaaa :D
Im just gona color my exam scripts and rip it all apart.
You think so?
Exams and books just to cut it.
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Hello Books, can you be nice to me?
Or i am gona poke holes on you with my crayons!

Rahahahahahahaha.
Headed to aye with Fir and Josh.
Met up with Kenn, Heekent, Shawn and Jianyang. [& more other buddies]
Streeet soccer at aye.
Fun or whaaaaaaaat?

Bus-ed home, cos i had nothing better to do there.
Boyfiee's at training.
Aw man!
While on the way home, bumped into Khal.
it has been 973278474597238182940028732 days since we last saw each other.
That ass is doing great i suppose :D

Mummy is gona be home tomorrow.
Can i skip school?
haaaaa.
Still pondering on what to buy for HeeKent's Birthday.
*ish ish ish

Monday, October 13, 2008

Rise and Shine early Birds :D

BIRD
BIRD
BIRDY :D

haaaa!
Yes, im still running high on yesterday's caffeine
Ohmygwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
Yesterday, was like record-breaking day of laughter.
Met Boyfiee at my bus stop.
Bus-ed to town.
Boyfiee rang anip up to ask where delifrance was.
Headed to paragon, got served by an adorable waiter, He looked at Boyfiee in a seductive manner.
Mind you, the waiter was a HE___UGE teddyBear.
haaaaaaa :D
We had smoked salmon bagutte and tropicana pizza.
We chatted for like non-stop.
Boyfiee went on at 180km/h about the little toddlers we saw at the supermarket.
haaaaa, Boyfiee sure makes the cut as a Husbie material :D

We headed to pull and bear after lunch to look for a hoodie for my darling sister.
Went round and round and round but couldnt find any suitable ones for her.
We then decided to head to marina sq.
Bus-ed down to marina area.
While on the way, we made countless jokes.
Boyfiee loves to disturb innocent people on the streets.
Ohgosh, you better not be caught under his radar!

Went to marina, shopped at zara blah blah blah,
and then decided to head to starbucks to chill.
Starbucks was Awesomexzxzxzxzxzxzx :D
We ordered potato salad alongside with some sinful drinks.
Who gives a fcuk?
haaaaaaaa :D
We laughed non-stop, played arm wrestling and thumb war [ I WON! ]
We saw Evil :D
I meeeeaaaan check out those Boobies!
haaaaaa, G-rated. Rights.





haaaaa, so if you want to have non-stop laughing sessions,
dont hesitate to ring us up :D
haaaaa :D
Boyfieeeeeeeee oh Boyfieeeeeeeee wants another starbucks date.
*** those Boobies were Qiffin' hell hanging in mid-air ye.

Too bad, im taken by woody today :D
Town-ing with Woody today baby.
I love Woody
I love Woody
I love Woody

This is Qiffin' random.
But what the hell, im starting to miss my long hair
*sigh





long long long hair, where are you?

Sunday, October 12, 2008





Mummy went to australia yesterday.
Yes, its my time to wreck havoc in the house.
Blast the radio. Hide chocolates under the sofa. Break crayons and color the walls.
You name it, i'll do it [:
Hope mummy has a safe flight there.

Oh wells, i effing bored now.
Yes i am.
Gona head out to town again later.
With who? ye, we all know who.
haaaaaaaa [:

I love my life now.
Oh yes i really do.
I am having waaaaaaay much more fun.
Laughing as loud as i want.
Life seems cracking awesomexzxzxzxzxzxxz nowadays.
Oh motherF* i just love my life now.
Can't get enough of it.
haaaaaa [:
So what's your elixir to happiness?



Agyness Deyn. The friggin quirky attitude beeeeeaaaatch.
I'm getting all lesbo over her.
She isnt your typical no-brainer model ye.
This girl has got a past yaw.
daaaaaaang.
*hats off, hands down.
She deserves the best.
Agyness Deyn, i wana get all lesbo with you.
May i?

Friday, October 10, 2008

*screeeeeeeeaaams

this is awesome or whaaaat?
EOY is finally over. Im so over and done with Exams and books ye.

*kick the pile.

Oh! this is the greatest ye :D
I mean for now, till the results are out.
Haaaaaa :D
this is gona be a long draggy post.
Too many things to share !

haaaa.
After our cheeena paper yesterday.
I went home straight to get ready for our icecream date.
'Our' meaning Woody and Lala :D
Yes nothing beats sharing a whole afternoon filled with laughter and icecream with close friends who simply appreciate indulging in sinful food.
*kicks weight aside yo.

***text messages BEEP!
Woody: ''eh girls i think im gona be late la. you two meet first''
Lala: '' Jae, since she will be late we meet at 1230 k?''
Jayve: '' ok sure, see you all''

i swear i reached at 1230, not any minute earlier okey, and these two twerbs have just left clementi!
OHMYGWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD, i swear i was gona shave their eyebrow, pull out their nostril hair!
haaaaaa, but well i decided to be nice and just sit and wait till the two twerbs arrive.

When we FINALLY met up, at i-dun-know-where we decided to do some window shopping.
Not because we a broke. we just needed to plan what to buy :D
haaaa so we tried on many clothes and left empty-handed!
*burst out laughing
it was greeeeeat fun!

*stomach grumblinggggg
we headed to Ben&Jerry's to eat :D
grrrrruuuumgrrruuuuumgrrrruuuuuum.
let the pictures do the talking.










done with icecream we headed to nike and adidas shop.
Boyfiee beeps ''Baby, where are u? ive reached''
Oh yes, Boyfiee self-invited himself.
haaaa.
So we met up with boyfiee and headed to banquet to eat again!
Double doze *
whooooo, woody and lala had ''potpie'
Boyfiee had some baked rice
I ate taupokkkkkkk :D
While eating we laughed non-stop
like ''haaaaaaaaaaaa'', ''ahaaaaaaaa'',''mwaaaaaaaaa''
Then we decided to take the cable car since we had nothing else to do.
So we made our way to that cable car station, only then we realize that the ticket are 14 bucks. one-way only.
Far cry from 7 bucks baby. [insider joke]

so woody and lala made their way home.
Boyfiee and Me had nothing better to do.
So we took a skytrain to sentosa, it was daaaaaam unexpected.
We headed to siloso beach.
Bumped into My lovely sweetards.
Raynee. Fir. Sheryl. Jianyang.Kenn. Lty.
haaaaaa. what a coincidence.

Kenn:''hello, my name is kenn. you are ridwan, i know u''
*handshake
Jianyang:''hello, my name jianyang.''
*looks away.

alaaaaamak, jianyang shy seyy!
haaaaaa! so after saying the hi's boyfiee and me headed to delifrance.
Somewhere quiet and peaceful where we could just talk and go on forever.
We ordered tuna wrap, kaya puff and apple pie and some drinks :D
So we kept on talking about family and stuff.
haaaaaa, Boyfiee is a messy eater !
So it was 6+ we decided to head back to vivo to buy chocolates.
To kenn
''Sorry buddy, cant join you all for dinner, another time ye?''
haaaaa, while on the sky train back, boyfiee and i played with a cheeky little baby girl.
we made funny faces and played along with her.
Soooooo much fun!
we bought headed to toys 'r' us to check something out [ psssst, xinyi]
haaaa and then head to the candy empire to buy chocolates!
Yuumyumm, then boyfiee and i bus-ed to town.
I was friggin' late for class!
and when i got into my class, lecturer douglas said ''fashionably late my dear?''
then i got away with it with my smile.
haaaaaa :D
Boyfiee sent me to BC.
Sweeeeet or whaaaat?
haaaaa dont get jealous!

Yes exams are over.
More dates to be filled in !
Ye :D

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Baaaang Baaaaang.

Can the stupid spammer just shut the fcuk up?
You are making waaaaaaaaay too much noise in my head yo.
Don't you have BIG BALLZXZXZXZXZ to put you real name instead of faking?

You are soooooooo adorable caan?
if you really wana fake as my boyfieee trying to spoil my relationship, here's something for you **middlefinger!
If you want to pose like my boyfiee, try harder.

Oh gosh.
Ye, xinyi is right.
Exams are over and these little faggots and fcuktards have nothing better to do so all they do is stuck keyboards up their arse cos they've got no ballzxzxz to admit their identity.

Special Thanks to people who care.

&&& to the little faggot with keyboard up his or her arse.
I find you super adorable.
If you got balls, admit it.
Face the truth, you somehow lost your balls back there :D

Monday, October 6, 2008

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

did i scare you?
Raaaaaar!

pitter-patter pitter-patter*
its getting all dark and chilly for a dreadful afternoon eyh?

Im sitting, staring into space.
Something please jolt me out of reverie please?
Ive been day dreaming for the past hour or so already.

On a rainy day like this,
i want to do nothing but daydream.
daydream about silly stuff.
Like___________
Being a giant monster rampaging on buildings.

Hey, sorry for popping a random question.
Suyi asked whats the difference between:
''Same element and different neutrons''
&&&
'' Same element with same no. of protons but different number of neutrons''

The answer Raynee and i gave was
'' they are different!
try comparing a woman with boobies and ver-jayjay and a woman with boobies with a dick

same theory my dear :D
Oh im really bored to the tip of my ass right now.
Guess who im missing the most?

My little Baby.
Jeaaaaaan the terror!

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Greeeeeeeeeeat afternoon :D

Yes 4 more pathetic days till the end of EOY.
Bio and Lit paper today.
One word -flunk

haaaaa :D
unless you dont mind giving me your marks?
Oh wells. Life goes that way, its either you accept it, or you kick it out of your way.
Havent been sleeping properly for the past 9473265749729874783 days.
Dont ask me why.
Ohmygwaaaaad, could i be suffering from insomia?
Haaaaa ye right. if only.
Well friday night was the Best time for me to Sleep!
Oh yes :D
I slept for straight 12 hours!
Splendid-ooooo!

Went to the bakery after papers with Suyi and raynee.
You bet honey, we indulged ourselves in the finest and utmost sinful cupcakes and muffins.
Ohooooo
* screeeeam for heaven !
Ive been having so much fun for the past one month of so?
Yes its like the greatest part of my life.
Care to join?

Oh yes, Reena and I stole cookies again from that cookiejar.
& someone seemed to have put in more cookies :D
*grum grum grum
Today is blessed with sweet nothings,
Cookies from that cookie Jar
Reena's oh so delicious home-made cookies
&&&
Boyfieee's home-made cookies. [ Made by his mummy i guess]

1 2 3 4 5 6
Oh look the cow came home!
& boyfiee still hasnt reached the bus stop.
He brought the cookies for me, yes for my family.
Ye, guess what?
I bet he is trying to score points with my parents!
Urgh *!

I think the love bug caught me in my ass.
Im starting to find suyi very very very amicable :D



Hello?
Oh the pot is calling the kettle black!
Haaaaaa :D
you are way amusing and ever so entertaining :D

Friday, October 3, 2008

Happy Birthday to:



My sexy butthead :D
03.10.08

&&&
Happy belated birthday to:



My horny- assfart.
02.10.08

&&&
Selamat Hari Raya to:
dearest Reena and family
sweeetest Firdhouse and family
Boyfieee and family.
To all my muslim friends :D

The day before yesterday?
HariRaya holiday!
Whooo~
went for hariraya lunch. Grammpy made some delicious rendang ye.
Sedaaaaap or whaaaat?
Nothing much, basically family gathering.
I love my family so much!

Yesterday,
went to supermarket to pushcarts with Boyfiee.
Shopped for a box of chocolate for Boyfiee's lovely mummy and a adidas shoebag for boyfieee's daddy.
Lovely people i wana thank!
heeeeh, Boyfiee's mummy was so thoughtful to pack rendang for my family and me!
& she gave me a green packet too!
Aw, felt guilty for accepting it, so i guess i will pay a visit to them after my dreadful EOY has ended :D


EOY ending in?
* pondering... um... hmmm... 7 days from now.
i manage to survive.
Yes books are pain in the ass.

Boyfiee went for training.
Yawwwwns.
Today was filled with laughter. So much and too much of laughter.
Raynee is soooo mean.
Yes only we know why.
Its called coil boduh :D

Reena and me stole cookies from the cookiejar!
Raaaaaarararararzxzxzxzxzxz!
Only we know the truth :D

*****************eoy, give me a break.
i shall go m.i.a after the exams have ended.
care to join?

Asyraf Buddy is making me effing jealous with his a7x tickets!
Im sooooo gona rip it to pieces!
I need my tickets!

By the way,
Millions of thank-you's to the lovely person who gave me the prettypinkflowers!

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